As
the guru of wisdom amongst our merry band, I chose the Great Lion as our choice of destination.
An
isolated location that specialises in serving the weird and unusual people, it
seemed ideal. And we wouldn’t stand out too much either.
Even
then, a wizard, two superheroes, two knights and a guy in power armour still
attract attention and stares.
When
I was last here a few weeks ago with James, Sky and Narszara, the pub was
nowhere as near as busy as it is today.
There
are at least twenty people at the Great
Lion today, maybe thirty. Mostly supers with their families for a meal. Not
surprising as we got here at the start of lunch and as is the case with
ourselves, all of the kids aren’t in school today, even if it isn’t the
weekend.
No other superheroes today though.
“Is
this staring unusual?” inquires Sir Brock.
“The
answer is relative,” I answer, “A normal person wouldn’t get this sort of
attention, but we’re not normal people. For the people in our group, this is
sort of the attention you would expect to get.”
“So
it isn’t normal, but it is normal for us,” says Sir Brock as he sips his apple
Tango.
“Correct,”
I reply, “So where would you lot like to visit after this.”
“I
have never visited London before,” says Sir Brock, “None of us have left
Camelot before.”
“I
don’t live in London so I can’t tell what good places to visit are,” I tell
him, “If we were back in Hampshire, I could tell you the sights and the best
places to go.”
“Same
for me if you were visiting Camelot,” replies Sir Brock as I think about my
options for a moment.
I
glance over at the others. Dame Etheldreda and Skyler are chatting away and
more combat-orientated subjects over your average girl talks. Evan and Sam are
discussing something with each other. Evan did have Sir Brock backing him
against Sam, who made up for it with vigorous enthusiasm.
“I
could display a tourist guide on my HUD and follow that?” I suggest.
“What
is a HUD?” inquires Sir Brock.
“Acronym
for Heads Up Display,” I reply, “Basically it displays the information about my
armour where I can see it. I can also use it to display other information, such
as messages or electronic records.”
“Can
my visor do that?” asks Sam, leaning towards us.
“Sure,”
I reply, “It works via conscious thought orders. Think about it doing something
and it’ll make it happen if it can. And you have to direct that order at the
visor for it to be pick it up.”
“How
does that work?” asks Sir Brock.
“A
complicated mechanism that my Granddad came up with after he had retired from
field work,” I explain, “Something he got inspired by some alien tech he
encountered in some foreign part of space.”
“I
would like something like that,” says Sky. Both she and Evan have also decided
to join our conversation and I notice Dame Etheldreda watching us as well.
“I
could probably add some eye pieces to the League costumes that have HUDs,” I
answer him, “I’ll put it on my to-do list.”
“How
long is your to-do list?” inquires Sky.
“Not
that long,” I say somewhat defensively, “I just got to fix the Lightweight suit
and upgrade my main armour with grappling hooks. I’m also building a spare set
of my main armour and some armour for Narszara. Magnetic boots and laser tasers
are also on it. I’m also trying to work with artificial gravity as an
alternative means of flight. The rocket pack is good, but a little dated these
days.”
“Laser
tasers?” asks James.
“Taser
guns that use lasers to aim and hit their target rather than projectiles like
our current lasers,” I say simply, “I want to get those working before anyone
else. Granddad got the patent for the concept a few years back, but never
finished any design before his death.”
“Hey
it works!” exclaims Sam, “I can’t believe I haven’t discovered this before.”
“Of
course it works,” I retort, rolling my eyes even though none of them can see it
beneath my armour, “If you read the manuals-”
“There
are manuals?” interrupts Sky, “For what?”
“The
League’s equipment,” I finish, “I would have told you that if you hadn’t
interrupted so quickly. Just be thankful we don’t have training manuals and
operational procedures like most of the superhero teams have.”
“Do
we even have procedures?” asks Sam.
“Sure
we do,” I reply, “Just the stuff our grandparents taught us. No swearing in
costume, keeping civilian and costume identities separate and the other stuff
like that. Just the things we learnt as we grew up. Not many heroes have our
sort of upbringing have to learn once they join a team. Plus unlike the
majority of teams in the world, we lack any oversight, be it government or
sponsorship.”
“Granddad
used to complain about all the restrictions he had whilst he was on government
business compared to when he was doing League stuff,” notes Sky.
“Right,”
I agree as I stand up, “We have all finished our drinks now. I think we should
visit the most iconic landmarks first such as Big Ben and the London Eye.”
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